I think the title of my autobiography could be “I was a Junior Officer Escort, and other tales from the waning years of the 20th Century”. This card was from when I was on temporary duty in Orlando, waiting for my security clearance to start Nuclear Power School.
I played a lot of cards in the Navy (there is lots of downtime at sea) and a Card Caddy would have been really helpful then. And then I saw an episode of M*A*S*H on Netflix and got a screencap of what would be a funny ad for the Card Caddy: Hawkeye and BJ are using Radar as their discard tray while playing cards on the go.
I should see if I can find someone to Photoshop a Card Caddy into the shot!